Sandling Drag Chute

When you are so fast you can run a 4.50 40yd dash, your pants disintegrate, and your balls stretch out due to drag and flail in the wind behind you wile running, just like a jet fuel car completing a 1/4 mile drag race.

Woah, man! Check out the Sandling Drag Chute that guy has got going on. He is running so fast!