Sandy Bandit

When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.

Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.

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Sandy Bandits

The greatest band on this planet. Performing at a venue near you. Come down for the greatest display of musical genius ever shown.

Sandy Bandits are my favourite band by far! They are definitely going to blow up and become very famous better hop on this bandwagon!

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