Santa Bag

When one, after the act of love-making, proceeds to shit in the sheets. They then wrap their sexual partner up into a bag using the soiled sheets. Next, the bag is thrown over the shoulder in a Santa-like fashion and shaken until utter orgasmic splendor is reached.

you: "Dude I totally went for the Santa Bag last night! She was so turned on she shit herself!"

friend: "DOUBLE SANTA BAG!!!"

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Santa Bagging

When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.

Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.

I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.

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Santa's Bag

To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.

Christmas came early for Janet, because I brought her Santa's Bag last night.

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Santas Bag

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.

"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.