Santa Fe Hotdog

Ingredients: 1 footlong hotdog, Hatch green chile, mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, hot buns.

To get the full effect of the Santa Fe Hotdog, melt the cheese over the hotdog, then lubricate your lover's asshole (male or female) with a generous helping of mustard to ease the insertion of the melted mass of meat and cheese. Add the green chile as you're shoving the hotdog up their ass, then get ready for a tasty treat.

After a long, strenuous day at the gallery, there's nothing better than a couple of Santa Fe Hotdogs!

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