Sarah Palin Special

When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.

Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.

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