sarah r

a sarah r** is the best person you’ll ever meet. she’s kind, generous, encouraging, trustworthy, and amazing overall. you shouldn’t ever upset sarah, she probably won’t speak to you until you do something to make it up to her. however, being the nice person she is, she’ll most likely be the one to fix the problem if you’re taking too long! sarah is very loving and a great friend. you wouldn’t ever get tired of her, so don’t lose her ever! you can tell her all your secrets and she’d take it to her grave. sarah is very loud and can sometimes be obnoxious. she’ll have her ups and downs, but you just gotta deal with it! we love sarah, everyone does.

person 1: yo, who’s that cute girl over there? she did the nicest thing in the cafeteria the other day.
person 2: oh, that’s sarah r**, she’s one of the best girls to ever exist.