Sarah Rosa

Sarah Rosa is a nice person only in the first few days you know. On the third day of getting to know her, you realize that she has an obsession with burping (and sometimes farting). She’s the type to fart on your bed. She could multitask too, burping and farting at the same time.

Sometimes if she’s in a nice mood she’ll feed you and let you raid her pantry.

Random person: eww, who farted?!
Me: that was Sarah Rosa