Sarah-Naide

Loveable jerk, creep that tastes like lemonade. There is no other of it's kind.

When you encounter a Sarah-Naide you are being romanced and seranaded by a creepy, adorable, fun-loving, witty, and uniquely charming Sarah.

FRIEND: "Oh, hey Tory. You look full of light today. What did you do last night"?

TORY: "Oh, I was Sarah-Naided. I feel spectacular".

FRIEND: "That sounds wonderful. How is that loveable creep, Sarah"?