Saratoga Springs

A city in upstate New York filled with rich pot-heads. Almost everyone there smokes weed or drinks alcohol. Parties occur every weekend and parents don't give a shit about what kids do. Almost no virgins live there either, everybody has sex.

Me:"I live in Saratoga Springs"
Friend:"Bring me to a party!!!!"
Me: "Do you wanna get high or wasted?"
Friend:"Both"

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Saratoga Springs

Historic town known for it's horse racing, popped izod collars, racino cougars and elitist mentality.

Man: Let's go to Starbucks, shop at Eddie Bauer, then cheat on our taxes!

Woman: Oh, that's soooo Saratoga Springs!

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Saratoga Springs, NY

a city in Saratoga County, NY misrepresented on Urban Dictionary, although Wikipedia does it justice. Pretty cool place, bitches. Most of you are probably from some shithole like Clifton Park.

Person A: everyone from Saratoga Springs, NY smokes pot

Person B: I don't

BURNED

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