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The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today.
You: That's impressive! (with a hint of sarcasm)
Idiot: I know, right!
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Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
I speak English and sarcasm.
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is a language spoken fluently in the country of Tumblr.
Rebecca Black is the greatest artist of all time! #FunFunFun
The statement above is obviously filled with sarcasm.
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1: The national language of Bolivia.
2: A species of small tree frog with a small red crest on its neck, local to South America.
Twilight was a good movie, said a sarcasm-speaking Bolivian tree frog.
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A word that gives you the possibility to play with your imagination when asked stupid questions.
A random is painting his fence, when his neighbor comes up to him and asks a stupid question:
Neighbor: Oh, you're painting your fence today?
Random: No, I'm milking cows on jupiter, while drinking light soda and driving.
Neighbour: Was that sarcasm?
Random: Now, why would you think that?
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To say the opposite of what is obvious.
Created by the Arch Duke of Wales in the 12 century when he told the king that he "loved the Crusades!". The sarcasm was so missed that the king had 3 more.
Tom: "wow you hit your head really hard. Are you ok?"
Sally: " I FEEL GREAT! ass"
Tom: "really"
Sally: " That was sarcasm Get me some ice."
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Something that nobody on the internet can ever recognize.
Sarcasm post: Man, why does it gotta be summer already? Being trapped in a small building and being forced to listen to lectures is the funnest thing in the world!
Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!
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