Sarcoptes Scabiei Republicanus

Common street name: Sodomite.

A very tiny mite that infects the anus. The resultant infection
Is called Santorum Ligma and can produce unpleasant excretions.

#SarcoptesScabieiRepublicanus

That couple cross infected each other with a case of Sarcoptes Scabiei Republicanus at their last trump rally.