SassyChiaPet

The art of being the worst possible video game player in all of the entire world imaginable. In order to achieve this you have to suck so much balls you become a scrotum yourself. It also requires having severe autism and the awareness of a diced pineapple in any situation found slightly stressful. This person makes you want to jump onto a pile of rusty nails when you have to play on a team with them in a video game. They make you actually lose brain cells whilst attempting to win with them due to the severity of the number of chromosomes that disappear once they start to play. This person makes you want to bang your head into a titanium wall over and over again when spectating them or relying on them to clutch for the team since they have an iq of -67 and the reaction time of Helen Adams Keller. This player is comparable to an Unsophisticated gopher and most likely is sitting behind their screen butt ass naked, lubed up with buttermilk ranch with a double xl silver supreme butt plug in their ass all whilst playing on a potato of an xbox, with their little brother rubbing their nipples with latex gloves as they gain a raging boner and proceed to lose on purpose to get off the game and pipe their poor dog.

I quit playing xbox because the only duo i could play with was a SassyChiaPet and made me want to kill myself