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Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.
While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger
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Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.
Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.
Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...
Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!
*HAAS SAAASSSS*
Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!
*The world is destroyed*
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What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.
Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.
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The religious way to say tampon.
If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.
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