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What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.
Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.
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1. An inexpensive pistol often of indifferent manufacture.
2 A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd about the above noted pistol.
The Democrats want to outlaw Saturday night specials so only rich people can afford guns.
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A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the Saturday Night Special is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.
AKA New Jersey Shocker
I'll surprise her with the Saturday Night Special instead of the Shocker.
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On a Saturday night, you go find a hot chick and take a dump on her chest. Then you eat it off of her.
It's going to be a great Saturday. I have all these hot bitches wanting Saturday Night Specials and I just ate corn.
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On a Saturday night when one is with their lover.
My man is droppin' by this weekend, it's the Saturday Night Special I can't wait!
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A slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. Dave Kopel, Research Director at the Independence Institute, explains:
The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.
Saturday Night Specials are preferred by the lower classes, therefore they must be dangerous.
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A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)
Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.
Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.
Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.
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