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When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.
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When having doggy style sex with a woman and you decide to have breakfast also. You then crack and egg in her cooch and add your sausage to complete the breakfast delight.
Tyler, while fucking Drew's mom, began to get a rumbling in his stomach. He then proceeded to make a sausage and egg mcmuffin in her snatch, she already had the extra cheese.
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It started from Angry German Kid reversed video that the original video saying "Los geht's!" (English: Here we go!) and when the original video of AGK, Leopold said "SAUSAGE EGGS!" because of McDonald's "sausage egg muffin"
I watch the Angry German Kid reversed and he said "Sausage eggs!"
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Also see happy meal.
Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)
Man, look at the mouf on that chick... I'll bet she'd love a nice Sausage Egg McStuffin for breakfast.
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When a man wraps his penis (sausage) with a piece of american cheese (. . . well cheese I guess) and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female (egg)
ex. Dude I so totally gave that girl a sausage egg and cheese last night.
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When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.
When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.
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When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.
We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.
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