Sauvignon Slices

Boobs that have been turned into empty slices of skin, caused by the over consumption of wine. Mothers with once ample milkers took to the booze to get through the mundane existence that is child rearing.

Hats off to all those mothers who ruined their tits for the betterment of their children by flourishing them with an effective milk supply. Once the milking stopped the wine drinking began and those big ol milkers shrivelled into the empty skin sacks that they are today. The weight of your enlarged overly sucks nipples swinging at the bottom, stretching the empty bags even further and resembling two slices of pizza

Stan: Remember that busty Jenny from high school?
Mark: Yeah doesn't she have a bunch of kids now?
Stan: Yeah she does and her tits are like Sauvignon Slices! Completely empty

Mark: What all floppy and saggy?
Stan: More flat and empty, like two slices of pizza