Scab Cake

A yeast infection similar to the blue waffle. It was originated in South Africa and then spread towards the north and onto Eurasia. Experts have not found a cure yet but research is in progress.

1st guy: Eww my girl had this bad blue waffle
2nd guy: you sure it wasn't a Scab Cake?
1st guy: what's that? Well it looked all scabby.
2nd: yep that's it. You might wanna get her checked.