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scall

The scall is basically the predecessor of the chav, and is most commonly found in parks, alleys, street corners (or anywhere roughly 90 degrees) in Liverpool. Like the chav, the scall is subhuman, with absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever, and its "uniform" consists of a monochrome tracksuit (lacoste if the scall has access to cash, nike if it hasn't) or hoodie with the hood always up, trainers, and skinhead. They hang out in huge gangs, though as to who organizes these vast meetings is a complete mystery, as the scall possesses a vocabulary the size of a greenfly's kneecap, and the little speech that can be distinguished is often lazily slurred beyond all comprehension. You had better be ready for abuse when passing one of these gangs, though only when they outnumber you so vastly that there is little you can do. Despite many scalls being 4 feet tall adolescents, they have this inconceivably deluded idea that they are in fact hard, and if ever you have the misfortune to become the target of its horrifically foul mouth, you could be forgiven for thinking that you had upset a 7 feet tall, 350lb street fighter (if you were to shut your eyes). Scalls invariably refer to each other as "lad", and spit and swear as frequently as normal people blink. In short, the scall is a cowardly, ignorant, abusive and fundamentally loathesome creature who should do everyone with an ounce of decency a favour and just die.

Quit calling me "lad", you fucking scall

by anonymous February 4, 2005

29πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


scall

1. Characterized by insensible, extreme or volatile movements; unpredictable. bipolar in nature.
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2. A 2-way phone or pager
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3. A term of endearment used by pirates.

I like you, but you're scall.

by spline5df April 20, 2012

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Scalling

scalling: (v) to brutally beat the mess out of someone or something (eg. that cocky asshole that always brags, annoying nerd that gets on your nerves, etc.) with a rubber ducky.

Past tense: scalled
Future tense: scall

Dude, I'm scalling your mom right now.

by Fartix Maximus February 7, 2005

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


scalled

Leu's weird way of saying it's called.

scalled doing what i want.

by ArousedPanda May 9, 2016

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


scall or scally

a person or number of people basically wearing a lot of sports wear, most commonly addidas,nike,umbro etc etc.
Also they wear big gold 'bling' which in normal tearms is jewellery.
Some also wear the bottom of their 'trackis'tucked into their socks.
Also find them by there hats at a 180 degree angel on there shaved heads.
found in blackpool,leeds,harrogate,ripon basically anywhere so watch out!

''i just got asked 'gizzz a fag' by that scall''

haha look at that bunch of scalls

by jaded December 12, 2004

3πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


scall

Sex phone call to your long distance lover where usually clothes are flying and it’s hot, steamy, wet and passionate. Make sure you have sound proof walls because this shit gets loud.

I just got off a sexy scall, my panties are a little wet.

by avidscaller April 20, 2024