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scampede

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.

My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.

by dookeyboy March 4, 2011

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scampede

When a large number of scampy or skanky girls run together, typically towards a cliche female attraction or show themselves off in running wear.

"I was nearly crushed by a scampede at the Bon Jovi concert last night!"

by Waffledaffles September 3, 2009

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Scampede

When you're in a mischevious mood, therefore a Scamp, and you set off in a stampede.

I set off on a Scampede up the town to have a few beers with mates.

by Big Chocolate Button October 17, 2010


Scampede

When you're in a mischevious mood, therefore a Scamp, and you set off in a stampede.

I set off on a Scampede up the town to have a few beers with mates.

by Big Chocolate Button October 19, 2010