Scape Passenger

The person who sacrifices themselves and goes up to the airline representitive at an airport departure lounge to ask the question that everyone wants an answer to. Usually followed by an airport-wide announcement, and a dissaproving look in the Scape Passengers direction. Likely to result in being stuck in worst seat oin aircraft

"I got stuck being the Scape Passenger the other day when our flight switched gates and they didnt make an announcement"