Scaramucci
noun
scar-mōo-cheé
A unit of time, approximately 9.5-10 days.
I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.
Something that only lasts for 10 days.
"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"
"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"
(Verb) to destroy one's life, marriage, and job in ten days.
He Scaramucci'ed his new job up by insulting his coworkers. His wife left him after he tweeted "thoughts and prayers" about his newborn son. And on the tenth day, he was fired.
An increment of time consisting of ten days.
I'll miss you too bae, but I'll only be gone for a scaramucci.
A measurement of time, approximately 11 days.
I'll see you in a scaramucci!
"Do you have 3 weeks of vacation time with your new job?"
"No, I just have a scaramucci."
(Noun) A period of time lasting 239 hours.
He was fired after a single Scaramucci.