When a person is so overcome by the hotness of Scarlett Johansson it causes a physical temperature change resembling a common fever. Symptoms may also include erections and drooling. Curable only by observation of Susan Boyle
I just saw the Avengers and think I may have caught Scarlett Fever
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When someone is so madly in love with Scarlett Johansson that they buy posters of her, fantasize about dating and/or marrying her, and hoping to god that she'll one day have an Instagram account so you can DM her.
I was diagnosed with Scarlett Fever when I watched Iron Man 2 and saw all the scenes with Black Widow in them, and she's really really hot! I'd do anything to marry her