Schaaf

A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt

Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf

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schaaf

When at social event; drinking to the point of vomiting and or passing out in the presence of invited guests.

Last night at the dinner john pulled a schaaf. He ended up puking all over the bathroom, then came and passed out at the dinner table. We had to excuse ourselves and leave before the meal was served.

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schaafed

1. verb- the act of schaafing. when you have been given alcohol or other judgment imparment substances and then taken advantages sexually by the person providing you with the substance.

You are at a party, a guy gives you a lot of jungle juice, causing you to almost blackout or blackout. He then begins making out with you. You would never make out with him if you were sober, or even slightly drunk. You've just been schaafed

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schaaf

someone who uses shit stain balls for his own butthole pleasures.

i think im starting to become a schaaf

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