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Schlong John Silver

An unfortunate condition that may befall one's schlong, whereby said penis has been inserted into a "not so fresh" vagina, particularly one with a fishy odor. The result is a schlong that, when removed post-coitus, smells of seafood.

My girlfriend and I boned after playing tennis and I got the worst Schlong John Silver!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 14, 2010

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