A large phallic penis that holds the power to banish the gay. Although scientist still debate to this day on whether a schloog is even a real, as there has been no confirmed sightings.
Gay Man: How can I get rid of my gay?
Priest: Do not worry my child, I shall banish away all your gay if you suck on my schloog.
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A schloog is a hole in the ground specifically made by hacking at it with a field hockey stick.
Cammie and Dalia made a huge schloog during practice while the coach was not looking.
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Urinating in someoneβs sexual reproductive organ or rectum.
βI was schlooging with that girl last nightβ