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n. To glide the fingers over the testicles collecting ballsweat and -cheese and hold them under the nose whereupon the fingers are huffed and the manly fragrance savored
I was watching a sick Judas Priest dvd when, out of the corner of my eye, I observed the male model/english teacher schlossing.
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one having a gigantically huge nose;
one whose nose is abnormally large for his face;
one who really needs a nose job. really badly.
ewww. look at that schloss!
i could never hook up with a kid like that!
or-
omg. how is she kissing him? his schloss is like taking over her face. hahaa
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A schloss is a dong that comes in the big and small varieties.
A boy named Justin wearing shorts with a 4-inch inseam hiked a trail in the Blue Ridge Mountains. When he reached the precipice, he was huffing and sweaty. He looked out across the rolling green hills and it was so beautiful, he couldn't believe the sight, and neither could his weiner. It got erect, the tip poking out of his short shorts. When he suddenly felt the fresh breeze down there, he thought, "I couldn't have done this without my big schloss".
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The language of the drunken Swiss Mountain people
In Schloss Fels, Beer means "I Love You"
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After all that wine you could tell she was schlossed so we went back to the van and fucked really good for like 20 minutes.
To completely and thoroughly dick over somebody without regard to morals or integrity
Jim completely schlossed Texas A&M when he bailed on the Aggie baseball team for tu the day after the Aggies played in their first ever national championship and Jim promised that he would never leave Texas A&M, because it was the job that he schlossed his family for when he left TCU.