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schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.
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When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.
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Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.
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when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.
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When you are in a bad mood or depressed but you dont really know why.
Dude , i'm in such a schlump right now.
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A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.
(Headline from The Star) "Ben Affleck: from Hunk to Schlump"
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The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.
Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.
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