Schmib

When you're being asked to make an easy decision but you're too awkward to answer.

"Nandos or somewhere else"
"You decide."
"No YOU decide."
"Errr Schmib."
*proceed to cringe, slowly die of embarrassment, never leave your room or speak to people outside of the internet again*

Schmib Job

A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"

Wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one hell of a schmib job.

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Schmib

Schmib is the definition of awesome, nothing can compare to the awesomeness of Schmib!!!

Holy Schmib that was sweet!!!!

This place is blessed, Schmib was here!!!