Schmumblarded

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.

I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.