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Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
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A device with low amounts of ram, that nobody likes, and was really cheap.
“Did you hear about the new phone coming out? I hear it’s a school computer!
A piece of crap that is somehow slower than my 1$ calculator.
Outdated hardware like a intel processor from the 1990s and only 512mb of ram. It cant even run notepad without blue screening. (I once fried these computers by switching the PSU switch from 240V to 120V and boom it went, smoke was coming from it.
Person 1: Oi mate don't you just love these crappy school computers
Person 2: Yeah lol there just absolute shit
Person 1: I blew one of these up in primary school but anyway wanna have some VB's and do skidz in the commodore.
Person 2: FUCK YEAAAAA
Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.
Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.
Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
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We don't use Windows 7 (aka School Computers), we use Windows 10.
A computer that the school sends you.
What you are bound to get in a school computer:
Old hardware
Bad Antivirus software
Extremely strict parental controls
The inability to download anything
Internet Explorer
An old integrated graphics card
The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads
The desire to force the school to pay for said PC
"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"
"Dude, I feel your pain. "
"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"
"Yeah, me too."
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