School of the Art Institute of chicago

School of the Art Institute of Chicago is an art school in Chicago where everyone is 5 inches taller than their actual height because they are all required to wear chunky filas, otherwise they will be guillotined by a giant exacto knife.

person 1: Omg the School of the Art Institute of Chicago is so awesome for spending the entire student life budget on buying chunky filas for their students!
person 2: Oops, this is so awkward, I actually bought these myself. They only cost $500 at Village Discount!