Schrödinger’s Player

A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.

Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”

Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”