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(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.
(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)
(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
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n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
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A girl version of the douche bag
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
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A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
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A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :
(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.
What a schwab, he totally just schwabbed on himself and burned a whole through his shirt.
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Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.
Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"
Phil: "Oh man, treated."
Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."
Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."