schweaty balls

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"

Somethin smells like schweaty balls.

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schweaty balls

Sometimes your ballsack can sweat causing inconvenient itching.

Lick my schweaty balls!

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schweaty balls

a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as "duck butter" clings to your ball sack profusely.

Note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture

Damn! Look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty balls..

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schweaty balls

The term for the ball utilized by Team Schweaty en route to their first JCC Championship.

Pass the schweaty ball.

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schweaty balls

The soon-to-be champion team of the golden gate kickball league

Have you heard the Schweaty balls are releasing their own porn video?

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Schweaty Ball-Z

Combination of DBZ and Schweaty Balls describing an uncomfortably hot and sticky nut-sack, or general discomfort and wetness in the crotch region

Mom: "How hot is it outside, Dear?"
Son: "Dude, I don't know but I'm schweaty ball-z"

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