Score Rape

When someone reveals the score of a sporting event without making sure no one is avoiding the news for the purpose of watching the game at a later date.

Guy 1: I've avoided the internet all day so I wouldn't know the score of the World Cup game.

(Guy 2 walks in)

Guy 2: Can you believe that USA tied England 1-1 today?

Guy 1: Don't score rape me like that, I recorded it so I could watch it tonight.

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