Scorpion Lips

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.

Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!