Scotsman's scarf

The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.

Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia

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