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Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.
Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?
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A direct correlation between the length of the Biffins Bridge (area between vag and butthole (see also, Derek's Ditch)), and the size of a woman's feet.
My god, she's got size 14 feet. According to Scott's Law, Her biffins bridge must be so long, her asshole will be between her shoulder blades and her fanny just under her tits.
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Scott's Law:
By Scott Hurst
On the internet and TV at least, there is a strong inverse correlation between religious fervor and honesty.
When someone lies to convince you of his/her beliefs you could say: I call Scott's Law
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When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!
Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!
Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law