Scottish Bog Trotter

When the fine lady you're with agrees to anal but has an arse is so filthy you can't even be sure there's a definite hole, you go ahead with it then switch real quick to her snatch to teach her a lesson with your shit covered dick.

Tim: Did she finally let you in the back door?

Mike: Yeah, but she was so gross I had to give her the Scottish Bog Trotter so she'd clean her shit up.

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