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When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.
She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas
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The sex act where a woman gets fucked in both Holes by two different people.
Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas