scout main

deeply suicidal, pubeless, basement dwelling virgin

hasn't done acid and doesn't want to

"I'm such a fucking scout main I want to kill myself"

"my parents called me a scout main today"

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scout main

Usually some 12-13 year old who's trying to be "cool" and "edgy" but ends up making themselves look like a fucking tool in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Little shit: I'm going to be a scout main and no one will stop me!

Actually respectable and good player: stfu and go download garfield cart or something.

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Scout Main

1 of 2 things: 1: A Piece of garbage who wears lime paint and only plays on Sawmill, or 2: AN ACTUAL GOOD PLAYER that respects the fact that the scattergun is a good weapon and they know how to deal with most classes.

Scout Main: Joins Server
Everyone: EWWW A SCOUT MAIN
Scout Main: ;(

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Scout Mains

If you're unlucky you'll find these little bitch boys on your match usually wearing neon green hats with the most obnoxious outfits.

Scout mains are fucking annoying amiright?

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