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scriptures

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).

by Antinous September 12, 2003

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Scriptural

Scriptural (n): a reference to a body of written work that is considered of cannonical nature.

Examples: For the human soul, the bible is considered "Scriptural" based on the word "scripture:

A car repair manual to repair a specific vehicle may be called the "scripture" for a specific repair technique used for that specific year make and model of vehicle

by Phattmann August 22, 2009

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scripture

See scriptures

by Antinous September 29, 2003

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Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.

Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

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scripture-thumper

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

by Qit February 26, 2004

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Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

by DJ Gello January 16, 2021

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SCRIPTURE RIGGING

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.

Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ January 23, 2017

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