Scrooge Splooge

A Scrooge Splooge entails the participant to reenact the scene from 'A Christmas Carol' in which Ebenezer Scrooge hangs out a window from his house to call down to a boy passing underneath; instead of asking the boy to buy a turkey, you drop a hot nut right in the middle of the cunts face.

Instead of buying my son presents this year, I'm going to give him my very own Scrooge Splooge on Christmas morn, when he's shovelling the snow off the driveway.