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Someone who persists in taking so many ridiculous candid photos for their FB page that only a kick in the nads will stop them.
Jed: Little Lexi's bowling party seems to be going well!
Zed: Yes, except for that guy taking all the dumb action photos with his iphone.
Jed: Yeah, he's bugging the kids
Zed: He's a scrotographer. I'll fix him!
The male act of having picture taken with his Scrotum sac hanging out of his pants.
Also the act of shaming an intoxicated person using afforementioned method. Usually laying the scrotum on the forehead of that person.
"Anyone who can't handle thier liquor in this frat will be scrotographed and shamed."
"Bob is passed out again, and we are out of markers, shall we scrotograph him?"
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A tastefully captured photograph of one’s scrotum. Meant as a sort of a “sack selfie” usually sent via social media in the form of a DM. One will most commonly stretch the scrotum over their wrist mimicking a watch to make it appear more veiny and oblong.
That scrotograph Karl sent is very lovely 😊
The act of posing for what one assumes is a photograph whilst one is actually being filmed by digital camera/camera phone. Usually involves pulling "wacky" faces and pointing at random non-existing objects.
Sherlock Holmes - "Let me tell you Watson, there is rarely a moment where one feels more ashamed than when one has fallen victim to a scrotograph."
Watson - "Say cheese, Sherlock. Wanker"
(Extract from Around the World in 80 Days."
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One who takes images of ball bags for a living.
Charlene woke for another hard day of sacks in her face, "is this scrotographer life really it for me?" She wined as she flicked through yesterday's nut hammocks.
a person who photographs scrotums, either for fun or as part of a job, or ad hoc need. OR a person who photographs celebrities. if you think of celebs as wrinkly scrotums.
Jeremy loves collecting pictures of ball sacks -- he's a real scrotographer. John works for one of those supermarket rtags; he's a Hollywood scrotographer.