scrub scabies

You've heard of badge bunnies... But what are people who chase nurses, cna's, etc? You got it. Scrub scabies. Because we wear scrubs and they're hard to get rid of, like scabies.

My coworker: "People I match with on dating apps always comment on how hot it is that I'm a nurse."
Me: "What's up with all the scrub scabies?"