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scuba diver

The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.

Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...

by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009

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scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

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scuba diver

scuba diver
Someone who regularly uses marijuana. Calling someone a scuba diver implies that they are fully aware of and practice stoner etiquette. Scuba divers breath Oxygen while diving deep beneath the waves to frolic amungst the coral reefer.
Synonem: Pro Stoner.

Hary's dad is a scuba diver.
"Yea, we are lecenced scuba divers. Would you like to acompany us on a dive?"

by layout420 May 20, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


angry scuba diver

When a girl is giving you head and right before you cum you go in her nose.Then stick your dick right back in her mouth as if shes drowning.

angry scuba diver

by foxer1321 July 22, 2010

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Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.

"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"

by OfficialDG March 22, 2017


Arabian Scuba Diver

Similar to Arabian Goggles(Testicles on the eyes); The act of placing Testicles over a persons eyes, and then placing your dick in the mouth.

I Will make you into an Arabian Scuba Diver.
Its not gay to make a guy an Arabian Scuba Diver, as long as a picture is taken.
Giving another guy an Arabian Scuba Diver is just as gay as and Arabian Goggles.

by LadiesMan769 September 30, 2009

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silent scuba diver

When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.

It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.

by chughes January 10, 2007

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