Scumbag Spellcheck

When your sending a text, tweet, or just typing and autocorrect changes it to make it sound dirty or plain retarded.

You: (typing on XVIDZ) "hot blond milf with nice ass vidz"

Once you press enter: "Your search for 'hot Blonde mild with nice add vida' did not find any results. Try some other popular vidz: (gay porn)"

You: "Ugh! Scumbag Spellcheck! WTF!"

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You: (texting a girl) "Hey bae gota get dos tities an dat ass..."

After sending you see it says: "Hey bale goat get does tiptoes and date add..."

You: "FUCK! SCUMBAG SPELLCHECK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TANGIBLE FUCK!?!?! FOR FUCKSSAKE! GODDAMMIT!!!"