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Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.
Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."
Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."
Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"
* (sound of blowing nose)
Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."
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an ugly or haggard person.
one who has been rode hard and put away wet.
"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"
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After the Man ejaculates onto is tummy, his partner comes in and snorts it off of his chest..
Jane gave Austin a Captain Sea Snort last night
A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.
At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!
When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.
"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."