sea jew

An ocean dwelling Jew.

The real problem with sea Jews is they can't be burned.

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deep sea jew

Rare type of Jew who leaves on the coast or live in boats in the middle of the ocean. Be careful deep sea Jews are very good fighters and will steal all your coins if they can.

Man 1: “hey look a boat”
Man 2: “ no don’t go near it I heard a deep sea Jew lives there. He will beat us up and steal our money”
Man 1: “damn ok”

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Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.

I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.