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A stool that protrudes from the water ala Loch Ness
He left a sea serpent in the toilet.
a hand job or masturbation while immersed in water or w/ a lot of lube handy.
"With porn, Slickin' the Sea Serpent is a man's number one pass time."
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A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!
(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.
(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!
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when you are drinking water and urinating at the same time
" yea sorry i was fueling the sea serpent"